Want to know a surefire way to win the ladies?
Get a bunch of peanut butter, I’m talking like 6 or 8 jars. Hide the jars around your house. When that sweet honey comes by, say something like “I gotta go to the baffroom” then hide.
After about 30 minutes to an hour, she’ll come looking for you, but you won’t be in the bathroom- there will be a jar of peanut butter, (because you hid one in the baffroom) and she’ll be like sweet! She will continue to look for you, and probably find another jar along the way. When she finds you she’ll say something like “that peanut butter was good” or “do you got any jelly lol!” afterwards you guys will probably fall in love then get married. after the whole marriage thing you’ll be able to have intercourse on her!
(Source: benvs)
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Gonna try this lol
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Yes This is an excellent plan!
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tjhumor said:
Flawless. My parents met this way.
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